Your goose is cooked

This week, a goose saved a blindfolded Jon Heder (Napoleon Dynamite) from certain death by drowning. After scooting for over 30 minutes upside down on the suspended cable, the goose finally was able to get him to safety. It is unknown why Mr. Heder was in the water fully clothed, and blindfolded, but it is suspected that the striped socks had something to do with it.