Dr. Dome!!!

Last night I googled myself (ok, stop laughing...) and I found a "Dr. Dome" on a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles site. He was on their favorite comic book, the Justice Force. Yes, Dr. Dome and his Domeites (evil minions) were attacking the justice force. So my natural concern was, once I become Dr. Dome in 2010, will I have to find some evil minions? Or will I loose the hair on the top of my head and gain telekinetic powers? It boggles the mind! To be continued....

Super A

After a long, strenuous day of crime fighting, Super A decided to take a short break for a photo op. In outer space. By his giant, floating, silver, Super Symbol. He will be available for autographs at Walmart this Tuesday morning. We're so proud!

Winter

Here is our new cat, Winter (in black and white, and edited- note the eye in color-cheesy I know). We rescued her from the humane society on the day she was to be killed. She is solid black, and very sweet. Click on the photo for a bigger pic.

Next Year's Swimsuit line revealed

In response to feminist critiques regarding objectification of women in most bathing suit designs, Jacque Toupee unveiled his 2008 line of swim-wear. Seen here are the world's top two supermodels demonstrating the unique beauty of the new line. Near the end of the photo shoot, several members of PETA attacked the photographers, captured the models, and shipped them to Antarctica. The models were soon rescued and returned to their homes in Beverly Hills.

Surge in Iraq

In a surprise move, US troops invaded insurgent camps and replaced all of their weapons with water pistols. The ensuing attack was photographed by i-reporter, Hoo Flung Pooh. There was only one casualty in this encounter, where one man drowned. Apparently his mouth was open wide during the attack. Poo stated that "if only-Bush had supplied more mouth guards, this unfortunate death would never have occurred. Insurant or not, we must protect the lives of our brothers." Poo was later seen wielding a Super-Soaker.

Your goose is cooked

This week, a goose saved a blindfolded Jon Heder (Napoleon Dynamite) from certain death by drowning. After scooting for over 30 minutes upside down on the suspended cable, the goose finally was able to get him to safety. It is unknown why Mr. Heder was in the water fully clothed, and blindfolded, but it is suspected that the striped socks had something to do with it.

Airboat

This week, Shandong Airlines decides that their "Airboat" was not such a great idea. After pushing the boat back to the shore the passengers were each offered several bags of peanuts as thanks for their efforts.

Life's a beach

This week, a giant lego man was found drifting in the ocean. True story. Somewhere around Norway.