Friday, October 05, 2007

Surge in Iraq


In a surprise move, US troops invaded insurgent camps and replaced all of their weapons with water pistols. The ensuing attack was photographed by i-reporter, Hoo Flung Pooh. There was only one casualty in this encounter, where one man drowned. Apparently his mouth was open wide during the attack. Poo stated that "if only-Bush had supplied more mouth guards, this unfortunate death would never have occurred. Insurant or not, we must protect the lives of our brothers." Poo was later seen wielding a Super-Soaker.

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